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Alien Sex

Crazy Shit Huh?
I was having a few beers with one of my good friends and somehow the subject of aliens came up. No, I'm not talking about immigrants my fellow pervs, I'm talking about aliens, in like from another planet. I don't know how we ended up talking about aliens but we did and what's even weirder is when my friend actually said and I quote, "I wonder what it would be like to fuck an alien." What's even more weird than that was the fact that I started wondering that same thing too. Yeah, I know my fellow pervs, crazy shit, right?

Sex Gives You The Munchies

Good Fucking Gives You An Appetite!
People always talking about weed giving you the munchies but did you know that sex could do that shit too? Well, I have for a long time but I never really thought about that shit until after Mrs. WANG and I finished one of our sessions of getting into flexible positions. I know that both of us were hungrier than a mother fucker. But I guess if you are really going at it, you do end up building up an appetite. I know that we sure did.

Fucking In And Around The Pool

That Looks Like Fun! Don't You Think So?
Mrs. WANG and I always talked about fucking in and around the pool. We've seen so many mother fuckers do that shit and it seems like a whole lot of fun to us. It's something that we have never done together and we would like to do that shit because it looks like it's so fucking hot. I'm pretty sure that anytime you get to fuck in a pool or around the pool is fucking hot. I know they sure as hell make that shit look like it in porn. So being the adventurous mother fuckers we are, we would love to try that shit.

Breakfast In Bed

Breakfast Is Mother Fucking Served!
I don't know about you my fellow pervs but I like to wake up getting some deep throat love from Mrs. WANG or waking her up doing the power munch on her tight pussy. I'm sure that all of us can agree waking up with some big tits in our mouths it's one hell of a great way to wake up and I have to tell you that I think that it is. And it's no secret that I love some good hardcore fucking to wake up to. I'm pretty sure that I've said that shit many times before and I'm going to keep saying that shit because it's one of the best fucking ways to wake up.

Apples and Oranges and Melons

Makes You Want To Healthy, Doesn't It?
I know what you're thinking my fellow pervs. You're thinking by that title about big tits and round asses. I can't blame you because we've all got a dirty mind. I mean just the saying apples, oranges, and melons could make any mother fucker think about wanting to fuck some hot chick. And fuck, who could blame you? I mean we all think about fucking about 24 hours of the fucking day, especially when we see some hot chick that give you a hard on that's about to explode.

Lousy Sex or No Sex at All

If It Ain't This Good Then It's Not Worth It!
I'm pretty sure that you might have read me state before that the worst kind of pussy to get is a chick that just lays there. I mean what's it worth to get a fuck when you can't enjoy that fuck right? I think that it's safe to say that you might feel the same way my fellow pervs because nobody and I mean nobody wants somebody that's a lazy fuck. You'd better be jacking off than to fuck with somebody that's a lame fuck. It defeats the whole fucking purpose.

Don't Strike Out at Picking Up

Maybe not the first line you want to try, but if the shoe fits, fuck it.
As those of you know the real man behind RexMag may know, I travel a bunch for my other job. A hell of a lot. And one of the things I see all the time are women, young women, middle aged women, older women. And where I see women, I see men try to pick them up. And where I see men trying to pick them up, I see where they strike out and fail. Because Rex wants to help you get laid, I'm going to put together a few pointers to help you not strike out, by giving you advice on what not to do.

Fuck Friends

A Good Fuck Friend Is There When You Need Them!
I'm going to tell you my fellow pervs, there are some of us who might not be ready for a relationship or even don't want one either for the moment or maybe just don't want one at all. I mean there are mother fuckers out there that are not the relationship types. They would just rather have the hot mom next door come over for some tonight's girlfriend type shit. They are not into that being with one person shit for whatever their reason are and honestly you can't blame them, there might be a good reason for it or at least in their eyes.

Fucking Responsibly

It Helps To Have Protection! Just Saying!
Let's be honest my fellow pervs, we all love to fuck and fucking is fun. I mean there's nothing wrong with wanting to do the 40oz bounce with somebody who you think is worth fucking. There's nothing wrong with that shit, fucking is a natural thing and people get fucking horny wanting the mother fucking release. It's a part of being human. That's not the problem though, the problem comes after the fuck is what could end up having somebody going through anal hell.

They Have A Month Devoted To Handjobs

Happy Masturbation Month!
Oh yes my fellow pervs it is true, they have a month devoted to tug jobs and busty solos. I just found out this shit myself. The month of May is...wait for it...Masturbation Month. No bullshit. They have actually dubbed May as the month for jacking off and it has come as a fucking surprise to me because I didn't think that they had a month that celebrated something that most of us probably do all year. Now, they've got a month devoted to that shit.

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