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Alice After Dark

Alice After Dark
Today we're checking out the lovely lady Alice Ashley, also known as AliceAfterDark. She's been a huge cam star for a while now, and she's finally making her start in the porn world. Guys tend to hope that some of their favorite cam girls get into the porn world, so this is a win for a lot of her fans. Of course, there are those fans that would hope their favorite cam girl would remain pure, and never do porn. We're just going to have to forgive them their indiscretion.

Monster Curves - Angela White and Bridgette B

Monster Curves - Angela White and Bridgette B
Today we have the lovely Angela White and Bridgette B. Two women that make up the tit ratio of five to six women. This scene is from the site Monster Curves, which makes sense, because you can't really describe these women any other way. There's so much tits and ass in this scene, you don't really know where to look first. It's like when you try to find Waldo, but you have a boner the whole time..

Monster Curves - Anissa Kate

Monster Curves - Anissa Kate
Today we're checking out the very lovely Anissa Kate. The woman who has to be the most seductive porn star in the business right now. I don't usually use the word seductive as a way to describe porn stars, but I can't really think of a better way to describe her. She's one of those women that if she told me to steal a car and take her for a joy ride, I'd probably do it. Although, if she told me to sell my 401K and go in on a shit load of penny stocks, I'm probably going to just date the ugly chick that lives two houses down from me. So I guess no woman is that good.

Monster Curves - Jada Stevens

Monster Curves - Jada Stevens
Can you really call perfect curves 'Monster Curves'? I don't think so. And that's really what Jada Stevens is all about. There's not a part of her ass that I would change in any way. Now, someone else might think a little different about it, but of course, they would be wrong, and they should burn in a layer of hell reserved for people like the guy who invented New Coke, and Hitler.

Monster Curves - Shauna Skye

Monster Curves - Shauna Skye
Well, Tom Brady is back, and all is right with the world. So we can all stop thinking about who the quarterback for New England is going to be, and we can start to watch the clusterfuck of a quarterback situation in Cleveland. I don't know how Brown's fans are dealing with that joke of an injury report, but I hope they're finding humor in it. Maybe they can do something like, if you find a golden ticket under your seat, you can be the quarterback for half. I think they're looking for anyone that has arms right now, so maybe it will work out for them. I mean, seven quarterbacks in seven games.. ouch.

Monster Curves - Remy LaCroix

Monster Curves - Remy LaCroix
Today I was introduced to the greatest pair of thighs this side of the sun. That's a good thing. The bad thing is, they didn't belong to a porn star. And whenever we run into a situation like this, the only thing that we can do it to find a porn star with the same thighs and feel good about coming close. The problem with this one though, is these thighs are so great, there's really no possible way that we're getting close on this one. We're going to have to settle for something else. So I just moved over one body part and went with the best hips I could find. And that's why today we're checking out the lovely Remy LaCroix.

Monster Curves - Kymberlee Anne

Monster Curves - Kymberlee Anne
Now that I'm thinking about doing a little two day subscription to Reality Kings, I've got to start making my list of girls I'm going to download. I think I have to start with the lovely Kymberlee Anne from Monster Curves. Now, the reason I wanted to bring her up is because I feel like I've seen her before, but I don't know where. And if I don't figure it out soon, I feel like I'm going to be spending the rest of the night surfing the net ( do people still call it that? ) trying to find out. Someone send help please.

Monster Curves - Mallory Madison and Maria Jade

Monster Curves - Mallory Madison and Maria Jade
I've spent a few days on the site Monster Curves over the past weekend and I come out with one question. Am I looking at butt implants, and I just don't know it yet? I've been looking at porn, no.. dare I say, studying porn for a long time now. I can spot a lot of fake things from a mile off. Fake tits I have down cold. I think every guy in the world is at that stage though. It's not that tough. I can spot fake lips, fake nails, hell.. I could even spot fake hair on a regular basis. These things all just came with time. But the one thing that I feel like I have a bit of confusion on, is a fake ass. There's a few asses on the site that I'm pretty sure that have been modified in some way. That just goes with the territory. But there's some that I think might have something going on, but there's really no tell tale sign.

Monster Curves - Alexa Pierce

Monster Curves - Alexa Pierce
You ever have the feeling that even though you've just seen someone for the first time, you've known them all your life? I've just discovered Alexa Pierce for myself, but I have this overwhelming feeling that I've seen her many times before. I don't know if it's her classic look, or the hour glass shape of her body that is taken to a perfect state, but there's something about her that makes her feel like coming home. And speaking of coming home, that ass is so outstanding, that it makes me want to crawl up in there, fall asleep, and live like a hermit that's found his perfect mountain home. Life and Hometown.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
'Twas the nut before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for a chick with a monster cock in her mouth.
All the stocking were hung on the bedpost with care,
Hoping that her husband wouldn't nut in her hair.
Her head up and down his shaft once and then some more,
Getting him hard enough to enter the hardcore.

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