I was at the office today, and I was thinking about the ratio of big to small asses that happen to be within ten to fifteen desks of me. Now, the average age of my office, if I had to guess, would be about 40, so you could imagine the ratio if you had to guess right now. During the day, I paid awfully close attention to the situation, and I am surprised to report that I only saw one
ass that I could say was on the 'normal' size. Every other ass in the office fell somewhere between large
. Now, I don't know if that's indicative living in these United States, being middle aged, working in an office, or a combination of all three, but I thought that the law of averages
would offer me at least one
skinny ass. But, alas, it didn't. By the time I was driving home, I had convinced myself that that's not such a bad thing, and the main reason of my post tonight. Heather Vahn
is a very fare representative of all the good parts of all the ladies that work around me, combined into one person. And what more could you hope for in a porn star?